I'm really not even sure if fucking with iconic poetry is considered filking, but uh...that's kind of what I've done here. LOL.
If Poe wasn't spinning in his grave after The Raven, he sure as hell is now...or perhaps he's applauding and nodding in ghoulish fascination...who knows. All I know is, I'm definitely going to hell for this. I've defiled a beautiful work of creepiness and turned it into porn prose.
There are two reasons this exists:
1) IvyCross linked a 'Who Do Write Like App' on facebook and I copied and pasted one of my non-fandom poems and it gave me Poe as a result.
2) AKO is apparently obssessed with frals, but that's secondary really. She got on my fb and unwittingly, or perhaps wittingly, said 'Do a parody of the 'The Bells'
Also, I'm pretty sure...someway, somehow, this is Fugitive's fault by seven degrees of separation. Just because...
Categories: Poetry, Filks and Songs
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, Erotica, Established Relationship, First Time, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk, Kolinahr, Pon Farr
Universe: Abrams Universe, AU Alternate Universe, ST:TOS Original Universe
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 615 Read Count: 1265