Well, let's see. I am an Australian author, editor and publisher. I found my feet writing K/S slash, mostly here on the archives. I have also found much wonderful support and many awesome friends here.
My real life is mostly spent outdoors, a lot of it riding and training horses and generally yahooing about in the 16,000 acres of forestry at my back gate with my friends and family. So if I'm a bit slow to answer a review... put it down to the 18 hour time difference.... I will try to answer your reviews as quickly as possible, and don't mind constructive criticism about my plots, characterization, the flow of my stories etc.
I write gen sci-fi, and if I can't resist putting in the occasional pointy eared alien and sexy captain, well, shoot me! But it's not slash. Never. Not me LOL. My novel is available on Amazon, just follow the website link below.
English Version
[Reviews - 1] This is a story where Bones asks Spock out before Jim does. The effect it has on all their lives eventually.... (translated by the wonderful Ironland into Chinese)
Mirror Spock and Mirror Jim are on heavy pain killers after a shore party gone awry, leaving Spock badly injured, and both of them dazed and uncharacteristically open to suggestion. Jim decides it will be safer if they stay in Spock's cabin together for the night to avoid being assassinated in their sleep.
This is a very, very dark poem. It is very miserable and you shouldn't read it if you are feeling down. At all. Back out now and forget it exists. Not for the faint hearted. Go away and read something cheerful and sexy instead. This is not. Warning enough for you????
Reposted by PM request.
Romulan Ale is very strong..... (translated, once again, by the marvellous Ironland!)
We really, really, really shouldn't take ideas off our Facebook chats and make fics out of them. Especially Crack-slash, Round Robin fics. But... we do.
(Sighs).
Well, ya see.....
Pamdizzle dared me to start a poem with the first two lines you read here:
‘Your cock is long, it's hard and rough,
I want it in my bum with lube-y stuff'.
Any sane person would have resisted the dare. Well, I guess that says it all, eh?
I have duly credited Pamdizzle as co-author as she did supply the first two lines. And the dare.
For the denizens of The Other Place, particularly Dianne! Sung to the tune of Hotel California.
[Reviews - 40] New! Important Notice: Repost (NOW WITH NEW CHAPTER 3) after technical difficulties which resulted in a big oopsy deletion, lol. So, to our readers whose reveiws were lost via our earlier malfunction, thank you for reading part one and for your previous comments on the story thus far.
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On an emergent recreational planet, a new park has just been built around the creation of genetically engineered Terran dinosaurs. All is going well as the park prepares to open when tragedy strikes and one of its workers is killed by a velociraptor. The founder of the park, Cyrano Jones, requests the Enterprise and specifically its Captain and First Officer to come to the park and ensure that it is safe. Also joining them is Ambassador Fox, who is concerned now with the viability of Starfleet's latest investment. When they reach the planet, all of them are amazed to discover that Jones has managed to create ACTUAL dinosaurs, but no one is without their doubts.Hold onto your phasers, it's going to be a TOS/Jurassic Park Mash Up! Each participant will be adding a new chapter every Wednesday. I hope you all will give it a shot and enjoy the story. :)
(Not actually crack, btw, thought I should mention that...)
This is a sneaky little tale. You have to read Spock's lines carefully to realise what is going on in his mind.
Statistically Speaking, translated into Chinese by the wonderful Ironland
[Reviews - 71] Now Complete!
This is a collaborative answer to T'Lara's K/S West Side Story challenge, done in the spirit of a round robin between the co-authors listed above.
Jim and his brother Sam came to Tarsus IV, a booming Federation industrial colony, to earn a year's worth of fast credits in the planet's booming economy. Unfotunately, the settlers find themselves caught in the middle of political peril as the Federation fights a coo carried out by the colony's assistant director, Kodos, and the Klingon Empire.
It's a hard knock life on the colony, but things get even more difficult for the Kirk brothers' and their gang when a group of Vulcan refugees begin encroaching on their territory. Having distanced himself from the gang in favor of honest work, Jim finds himself pulled back into his brother's world when he asks for Jim's help in dealing with the Vulcan menace, threatening to ruin his gang's hard won gains. What Jim least expected to find, in the face of Sybok's band of refugee Vulcans, was love at first sight.
See how the story unfolds.
For T'Lara, whom we all love and care for. We hope this brings a smile to your face and a spring to your step. <3
A thank you to our lovely betas: Jean Marie Sosa, Tydomin and Pintospirk
A thank you to our dedicated manippers, when the time comes: Spock2U and Jean Marie Sosa
A thank you to my (Pamdizzle) personal technical fairy, Wingstar!
(No major character death, for those of you who have seen west side story and are angsting about it. lol)
Complete and utter crack for anyone who needs cheering up. Based on 'The Dead Parrot Skit' by Monty Python. Blame Pamdizzle for suggesting this one.
Kirk has ordered some language disks from Vulcan to help him understand his First Officer, and maybe help him seduce the Vulcan. What he finds, changes his whole approach.
Story translated into Chinese by Ironland.
Jim and co. get really drunk and go into a strange bar on a strange planet. Spock is nowhere to be found, and half the occupants are a bunch of happy Klingons. Hang on....? And who wins the mechanical bull contest?
Reposted with the assistance of Jemma, Pamdizzle and pintospirk... thank you all so much... this is now restored to its former ?glory?!
This is not the next poem, this is just a nugget thrown in there in response to Pamdizzle when she let slip the phrase (in her response to a review) ‘Not in the way of perfect iambic pentameter.’
Ah, shit! Well, at least I know what I am up against. (Twists muse’s arm up behind her back until she whimpers). For the technically minded poetry afficionados amongst you (and I'm sure there's a crowd of you LOL), this is a Shakespearean sonnet with three quatrains and a couplet. It follows the theme development rules too.
Yes, Pam, of course it's in iambic pentameter. I do have five fingers, you know.... that much I did get right LOL....
Reposted so I can link it.... originally done for shits and giggles.... of course....
What Vulcans say and what Vulcans mean, can be two very different things! Translated into Chinese by the wonderful Ironland!
From nuJim's point of view, about Spock. He knows Spock belongs to Uhura, but sometimes their eyes meet....
