How to woo a Vulcan with clever lines. by Tlema

Jim tries to use a pick-up line on Spock and gets shot down for being illogical. Jim has to come up with a new line that will at least get Spock interested. The rest is up to you.

Bonus if the first line is super cheesy and if Spock doesn't even understand what Jim is trying to do.

Super bonus if the pick-up line is the first of the story.

Categories: Ficlets, Fiction
Characters: None
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Pick-Up Line by CMM Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 11]

This answers Tlema's "how to woo a Vulcan with clever lines" challenge, in which Jim uses a cheesy pick-up line and Spock doesn't get it. I picked the cheesiest one I could find. Enjoy.

Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: None
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: First Time, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Challenges: How to woo a Vulcan with clever lines.
Series: Answered Challenges
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1023 Read Count: 10459
[Report This] Published: 02/03/2011 Updated: 02/03/2011