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Spock the sexy Vulcan

Lived in the skies,

And served as science officer

Aboard the Enterprise...

James T. Kirk, his captain,

Loved that devil Spock,

And fantasized about his ears,

And dreamed about his cock...

Spock the sexy Vulcan

enjoyed his evening jerk

imagining delightful things

To do with Captain Kirk...

Together they would travel,

Best friends through thin and thick

(though Jimmy longed to be impaled

on Spock's gigantic dick)...

Great Admirals admired

the medals they would earn,

and Klingon ships would lower their cloaks

To shoot them from astern...

But Spock the sexy Vulcan

and his beloved Jim

Would save the day and each would pray

The other wanted him...

A Vulcan lives for ages,

provided he endures

That crazy mess of horniness

That comes each seven years...

One fine day it happened;

Meditation didn't work,

And Spock was stranded in a cave

With no one there but Kirk...

His face was flushed in passion;

His green cock wept like rain,

And Jim observed and promised he

would ease the Vulcan's pain...

Without his life-long friend,

Whom he had vowed to save,

Kirk could not be happy, so

He slipped into the cave...

Spock the sexy Vulcan

Lived in peace of mind,

And frolicked gaily all night long

In the land of Kirk's behind.

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