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Said Sarek to his wayward Starfleet son,

"You should present our family with an heir.

You know this cannot easily be done

When you and Kirk are having an affair."

Said Spock, "Far more important is my need

For Jim's sweet taste when he is climaxing,

And surely he would rather drink my seed

Than waste it on a bastard like T'Pring."

Demanded Sarek, shocked and scandalized,

"Do you not value our genetic line?"

"Not much," was Spock's retort. "More highly prized

Is Jim's unrivaled skill at sixty-nine."

"Blood is more thick than water," Sarek cried.

"Blood is less thick than semen," Spock replied.

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