Penname: lilyj [Contact] Real name: lilyj
Member Since: 03/11/2010
Membership status: Member
Bio:

I'm almost old, Italian, and I lurk a lot to find well written/kinky/humorous fics to translate in my own language. I try to avoid fluff (I want porn!), but sometimes it is inevitable. I also try to avoid long fics and I don't translate WIP (but I never say never). And… ok, I'm obsessive about translating every word/expression/phrase (or, at least, adapting them when they suck in Italian). If the author used them, it's 'cause the author wanted them, right? Anyway, just so you know about my modus operandi: • I'll always ask your permission first (and give you the names of other authoresses of 'mine' -if you want to check me out-); • if you don't answer me, I'll ask again (so, if you don't want a translation, you'd better tell me 'NO' strightaway); •"good translation" is better than "fast translation", so it'll take me ages. I'm slow and I don't have much time. But sooner or later I'll finish it; • I have a wonder!beta (she's obsessive, too); • I'll inform you when the story is published (and where -with links-); • I'll translate all the comments received and send them back to you (but if you don't care much about them let me know, 'cause translating from Italian to English is harder); • if you need the translations for your own archive (or site/LJ/etc. -just tell me where you put them-), I'll send you the translations' files; • sooner or later, the translations of your fics will end up also on my LiveJournal, which is for Friends of Age only. That's all I can think about for now. Cheers! LilyJ. PS: lately I've been wondering why it seems that English speaking people doesn't accept negative criticism. They blow up in rages, covering their ears and start yelling that I'm stupid 'cause I don't understand their oh-so-fine art. Come on, are you serious? To me that's just pathetic.


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By The Book by Dana Austin Marsh Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 15]
Summary:

Kirk buys a sex manual and suggests to Spock they try out all the positions. Originall printed in 1994 in the print fanzine T’hy’la 15.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2279 Read Count: 6963
[Report This] Published: 01/24/2010 Updated: 01/24/2010
Reviewer: lilyj Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/21/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

OMG, OMG, OMG!!!
I laughed my head off!!! This is the funniest fic I've read in years!
Thanks so much! Awesome!

Author's Response:

Thank you so much for your comments. K/S fans really are the best at letting their writers know they're appreciated.

Guilt of the Innocent by kiragirl17 Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 70]
Summary:

After reading a few prompts about Spock leaving Kirk after a 'misunderstanding,' I decided to try my hand in it.

After being wrongly accused, Jim's life is thrown off course. He returns to Iowa to drink away not only his guilt but also the memory of a situation that he had no control over. When the painful truth is revealed, can the Enterprise get her Captain back before it's too late? Or is he lost to them forever?

8/24/2013 Updating all Chapters


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Hurt/Comfort
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Kirk
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: Abuse, Rape
Series: Guilty of Proven Innocent
Chapters: 29 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 230459 Read Count: 115150
[Report This] Published: 05/16/2010 Updated: 05/24/2015
Reviewer: lilyj Signed
Date: 03/27/2011 Title: Guilt of the Innocent

I agree with all the others. You need a beta that knows her job, 'cause even the so-called 'betaed chapters' are full of mistakes (orthography, commas and so on). The only excuse you could possibly have is that English is not your native language. And it's a pity, because the story is not bad.

A Valentine's Birthday by CMM Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 19]
Summary:

I just read a Valentine's Day story where Spock Prime was alone. I felt so lousy about it that I had to crank this out.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Character Study, Hurt/Comfort
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1379 Read Count: 11344
[Report This] Published: 02/16/2011 Updated: 02/16/2011
Reviewer: lilyj Signed
Date: 02/17/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I know how you feel, I read that fic too and it crushed me, so I owe you a big thank you. I needed this fic ^_^

Author's Response:

Yeah, it was well-written and all that, but it just bummed me out, so I had to 'fix' things. Glad you liked it.

Vrekasht by Tlema Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 164]
Summary:

Jim moves to Vulcan with his mother, leaving behind his status as outcast on Earth to become the outcast on Vulcan. Little does he know, that position has already been filled.

Written for KrazieKat2009's Challenge" "And Teens Shall Be Teens".


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Amanda, Sarek, Stonn, T'Pring
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: AU Alternate Universe, Abrams Universe
Warnings: Chan or underage sexuality
Challenges: And Teens Shall be Teens
Series: None
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 50782 Read Count: 212172
[Report This] Published: 02/25/2011 Updated: 05/10/2011
Reviewer: lilyj Signed
Date: 04/07/2011 Title: Chapter 27: Of All the Things He's Seen

I really hope that Stonn, T'pring and V'len will be sentenced to death by the Council (a pre-reform law, maybe?). I can't think of anything less Vulcan than what they did. They are disgusting. Please, be merciless ò.ò

Fade Away by Bastet Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 19]
Summary:

Kirk is facing death, but is determined to survive and get back to Spock, vowing to finally ask him the question which he had been afraid to until now.

Update 3/17/2012  This story was nominated and won the award "Darkness Falls-Best Angst" on Livejournal.com 'No Rest for the Wicked Awards'


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy, Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: ST:TOS Original Universe
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Kirk
Universe: AU Alternate Universe
Warnings: Caveat lector/Choose Not to Warn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3007 Read Count: 4166
[Report This] Published: 03/02/2011 Updated: 03/02/2011
Reviewer: lilyj Signed
Date: 03/03/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I know that the archive's policy is "don't put warnings if you don't want to", but even though I can appreciate angst, I don't read death fics. So clearly I didn't enjoyed your fic. Moreover because I didn't expect the ending. I really prefer to be able to choose if I want to read angst -or whatever- or not.

Author's Response:

There is a "caveat lector/choose not to warn" that I put clearly under the warnings, which essentially means 'read at your own risk'. That means there could be a death, or a rape, or something else going on that the author doesn't want to give initially away if they think it will take away from the story's purpose. I'm sorry you didn't like it, and I don't expect everyone to. I was going for the shock of the unexpected twist.

Flu-Like Symptoms by Lost_Jezebel Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

The toughest situations often bring people together.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2431 Read Count: 6983
[Report This] Published: 03/12/2011 Updated: 03/13/2011
Reviewer: lilyj Signed
Date: 03/13/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

A little advice: when you state the time (0600-0745)there's no need to specify "Jim" and "Spock" if you start the following sentence with "captain JT Kirk" or "Spock". The POV's already crystal clear.

Author's Response:

Meh. Continuity. But I'll keep it in mind. TY.

Accidentally in Love by CMM Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 503]
Summary:

DONE!!!!!

Since I did a pregnant Spock, it only seems fair that Jim get equal time. This is an answer to KrazieKat2009's Baby Maker challenge, which goes like this:

Summary: Features preggers!Kirk. I would like for Spock to still be in a relationship with Uhura at start of story. And Jim has secretly been in love with his First Officer for the past year. No one knows of his attraction to Spock, not even Bones. (Though he can be suspicious if you want). During a scout out on a once technologically advanced planet, Spock and Kirk stumble across an old, left behind piece of technology. The technology feeds off of emotional energy to create new life; it senses Jim's utmost desires to be with Spock, and so it activates and causes Jim to be impregnated, with Spock as his child's DNA "donor". Neither Jim or Spock are aware that Jim has been impregnated at first, but soon they become aware. Another side effect of the machine is that it causes the pregnant person to become more dependent on the one s/he has feelings for, so Jim's attraction magnifies, and it takes all he can not to let Spock find out. BONUS POINTS: If Spock, at first, wants nothing to do with the baby because he is with Uhura, but his paternal instincts start to kick in and his attraction to Kirk grows intensely. BONUS POINTS: If Uhura turns out to be mature in the end and wants Spock and Kirk to be together.SUPER BONUS POINTS: Spock becomes possessive over pregnant!Kirk, and finds his pregnant Captain sexually tempting, and gets aroused constantly when near Kirk. MEGA SUPER POINTS: There is eventual (lot of) pregnant sex, and Kirk is a "virgin" when it comes to men. TROPE: Bottom!Jim

Whew! I don't know if I can get all that into one story, but I'll do my best. I'll try to have a chapter up every day or two. Enjoy.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy, Scott, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, Erotica, First Time, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, MPREG, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Challenges: Baby Maker
Series: Answered Challenges, The DVAS
Chapters: 44 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 107474 Read Count: 1421035
[Report This] Published: 03/25/2011 Updated: 04/21/2011
Reviewer: lilyj Signed
Date: 03/28/2011 Title: Chapter 9: All I Need is Someone to Love (and Tonight It's You)

Twins! They'd be double trouble LOL

Author's Response:

Well, it's possible. I'm just not sure that Jim's body is up to it. It all depends on whether I decide to ground him, whether I decide to put him on bed rest, etc...... Thanks for your vote

Reviewer: lilyj Signed
Date: 03/28/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue: You Can't Always Get What You Want

Oh, right, male physiology… bed rest might be interesting (Jim would go MAD!!! XD). But there are always incubators. If a woman can have a multiple pregnancy (up to NINE babies -that's scary!-) maybe simple twins are not that bad -health wise- even for a man.

*I'm also thinking about Spock's reaction XDDD*

Author's Response:

Yes, there would be many VERY intresting reactions (Sarek, Selik, Chris, McCoy, Spock, Jim's mom, etc.) but I'm just not sure how far to stretch it (pun intended, poor Jim).

Reviewer: lilyj Signed
Date: 04/07/2011 Title: Chapter 23: Two Out of Three Ain't Bad

I KNEW IT!!!!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahah!!!
That's GREAT! (BTW, right now I'm laughing my head off, you noticed?) Maybe the first time the male baby was sleeping? Anyway that's GREAT (again, yes!)! Whoopee! =D

Dark Curtains Drawn by Raven Knight Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 16]
Summary:

Spock has been haunted by dreams he's been having: Dreams of another life. When he's with Uhura, he can't help but think of the dreams, and he's beginning to think that being with her isn't what he is destined to do, and that his true destiny lies with Jim. He's confused; the James T. Kirk he knows is so different from the one he sees in his dreams.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Amanda, McCoy, Sarek, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: ST:TOS Original Universe
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, Established Relationship
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7403 Read Count: 13471
[Report This] Published: 04/04/2011 Updated: 04/04/2011
Reviewer: lilyj Signed
Date: 04/04/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Dark Curtains Drawn

Mwahahahahahahahah! Lovely! (and yes, the devilish laughter is necessary) It's just that I can't stand Abrams' Uhura. She's hot, but also a stuck up bitch, while the original one was all elegance, class and professionalism. Cheers!

Author's Response:

Thank you for reviewing.  I agree with you, by the way, especially about TOS!Uhura.  She was also imperfect in her area - how she failed miserably at translating into Klingon - but I think that was what also made her much more enjoyable as a character.  The new one seems very unprofessional, egotistical, way too perfect in her communications abilities, and bossy - which is very different from a well-developed strong (female) character.  I could go on, but this is not the place.  THank you for reviewing and reading! ~ RK

Leave No Soul Behind by whochick Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 116]
Summary:

If you're Starfleet, you spend your whole life wishing you never see an EPAS uniform right up until the moment they become your only hope. Whether you're dying a slow, cold death in space, or a long painful one on some godforsaken planet, they're going to come for you. So count your last breaths, son, and hold on tight. They leave no soul behind.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Amanda, Chapel, Chekov, Chris Pike, Gaila, McCoy, Original Character(s), Sarek, Scott, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: ST:TOS Original Universe, ST:XI Abrams Universe
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, Angst, First Time, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Kirk, Hurt Spock
Universe: AU Alternate Universe, ST:TOS Original Universe, Abrams Universe
Warnings: Abuse, Explicit violence
Series: None
Chapters: 44 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 251878 Read Count: 145286
[Report This] Published: 04/09/2011 Updated: 04/19/2011
Reviewer: lilyj Signed
Date: 04/18/2011 Title: Chapter 42: chapter 7.3

Incredibly good story even though is an AU (I'm joking!). I hope someday you'll try yourself at something more light than this one (what can I say: I prefer to laugh ^^). Anyway, I'm looking forward for the next chapter. Thanks for sharing!

Intruder Alert! A Sequel to Accidentally in Love by CMM Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 24]
Summary:

Jim's going to have another baby. How will the Deadly Vulcan Assassination Squad handle it?


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Character Study, Established Relationship, Humor, MPREG, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: The DVAS
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5605 Read Count: 18335
[Report This] Published: 04/26/2011 Updated: 04/26/2011
Reviewer: lilyj Signed
Date: 04/26/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I really didn't expect one sequel of AIL so soon! I was a terrific surprise, Thanks! And the baby's name is beautiful-not just for the meaning. Good job ^_^

Checkmate by Tlema Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 125]
Summary:

Academy fic

Kirk gets drunk after failing the Kobayashi Maru for the second time and is somehow roped into helping out with the chess team. Turns out he's helping out the rocking-hot so-off-limits Vulcan professor named Spock. Does Jim have what it takes to win the supposedly un-feeling Vulcan over?


Categories: Fiction, Works in Progress
Characters: Amanda, Chapel, Chekov, Chris Pike, Gaila, Gary Mitchell, McCoy, Original Character(s), Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk
Universe: AU Alternate Universe, Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 65854 Read Count: 185822
[Report This] Published: 05/12/2011 Updated: 06/03/2011
Reviewer: lilyj Signed
Date: 05/29/2011 Title: Chapter 1: A Pawn from Chris to Spock

Sadly I agree with zeugmaqueen. The story is good, but Pascha is too much on the Mary Sue side, and it's a pity.

Reviewer: lilyj Signed
Date: 05/30/2011 Title: Chapter 26: New Piece

You've called Spock Prime "Solinek" three times in this chapter. Wasn't his pseudonim "Solinar"?

Author's Response:

Thank you for pointing this out, it was late when I was writing this.

Hesitation by CMM Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 455]
Summary:

NOW COMPLETE!

This is in response to Tydomin's The King's Speech challenge:

I'd love to read an AU based (loosely!) on The King's Speech (what a wonderful film...)!

It should be set in a universe where non-reform Vulcan is the ruling planet in an empire, and the Emperor is Sarek.  Sybok is part of the family, and has just taken the throne of Vulcan (replacing an aunt or uncle, I guess). However, he is an Edward VIII type figure and will give up the throne to Spock, who is the only other heir.

But, problem - Spock is a reject from the family (due to his human heritage and his speech impediment, which is unheard of among full-blood vulcans) and has lived a lonely and anonymous life on Earth for many years. During that time, Kirk has fallen in love with him from a distance, and they are tentatively beginning a relationship.  Kirk, of course, does not know who Spock really is.

Eventually, Sybok abdicates and Spock receives the summons. How will the couple cope with the revelation? Will Spock overcome the obstacles in his path? Will a common human be acceptable as consort to the King? Spock has already been going to speech therapy just so he can say 'I love you' to Kirk, but of course it turns out that he will need the skills for a much farther reaching cause.

I want a story with a happy ending, and preferably using the TOS characters.  I don't mind what career Kirk has  - you decide.  Whether or not Amanda is in it is up to you, but if she is, I would think she would be a servant or something rather than the Empress. Extra points if you can make Doctor McCoy a convincing speech therapist!

 

And away we go.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Amanda, Chapel, Chekov, Chris Pike, McCoy, Original Character(s), Sarek, Stonn, T'Pring
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Character Study, First Time, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: AU Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Challenges: The King's Speech K/S style
Series: Answered Challenges
Chapters: 41 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 114779 Read Count: 367355
[Report This] Published: 06/02/2011 Updated: 11/08/2011
Reviewer: lilyj Signed
Date: 07/06/2011 Title: Chapter 17: Kings and Emperors, Princes and Cracker Jacks

Sybok and Jim already met in chapters 14 and 15, so why in this chapter seems that Jim has not seen him in the flesh before? Just curious.

Author's Response:

Cuz I'm an idiot? Seems like a good reason, rotflmao. I'll have to tweak this chapter just slightly. Thanks

Reviewer: lilyj Signed
Date: 09/07/2011 Title: Chapter 30: Mending Matters

Tell me there's some sort of drug under the bitch's nails! it's the only excuse I can find…

Author's Response:

And today's door prize (a large stuffed shelat) goes to you, the only reader who (so far) picked up on my clues. Of course, she's drugging him; she's been drugging Sybok for years.

Reviewer: lilyj Signed
Date: 09/08/2011 Title: Chapter 1: The Vulcan Federation of Planets

YAY!!! I love shelats! ;)

Goodnight, Sweetheart by Simone Allen Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 9]
Summary: A TOS/Quantum Leap crossover set during City on the Edge of Forever.
Categories: Fiction
Characters: Edith Keeler, McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, Character Study, First Time
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27066 Read Count: 254581
[Report This] Published: 06/17/2011 Updated: 06/17/2011
Reviewer: lilyj Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 06/18/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

I've read all the chapters in one go, and now all I have to say is: I'm crazy for you! This fic is fabulous, the characters totally IC (every single one of them) and it's VERY well written. AND… I love Scott Bakula since Quantum Leap, so this is double win!
Thanks a lot for this amazing piece.

Author's Response: Yeah, bring back Quantum Leap! Thank you very much for your lovely words. They made my day :)

Reviewer: lilyj Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 06/18/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

I totally quote Rae.
Great job. Thanks.

Against the Dying of the Light by mattmetzger Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 67]
Summary:

Falling in love with a man you met at a hospice for the terminally ill isn't the smartest thing in the world to do, but Jim goes ahead and does it anyway.

Please read the warnings on the first chapter.


Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, First Time, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: AU Alternate Universe, Abrams Universe
Warnings: Caveat lector/Choose Not to Warn
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 20997 Read Count: 23863
[Report This] Published: 06/25/2011 Updated: 12/19/2011
Reviewer: lilyj Signed
Date: 09/13/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Rasp=BAD omen. Doh!

Author's Response:

In which case...*books appointment with doctor* That's what my lungs are doing :D