Okay, let's get this updated.
I have ovaries and grey roots. I adore the 80's more than is reasonable and my favorite words are profane. I'm an atheist with pagan leanings and I'm very, very, very asocial. I am not a people person. Most importantly, I procrastinate. Take that into consideration if you're waiting for a story from me.
The glaring problem was that Jim had no idea how to seduce a recalcitrant Vulcan who appeared to loathe him.
Jim sorta cheats. Spock deals with it in his own way.
Jim was, to put it mildly, exuberant while Spock was not. She could not, would not ever understand.
Jim makes one simple observation that plagues him all day long.
You couldn't choose your family. All you could do was survive them.
Kirk and Spock discuss paperwork.
Did you know that Vulcans ran underground 'touch' clubs? Well, now you do.
On a bad day, you find your smile in the most unexpected places.
She had wanted better for Jim. She had wanted him to have what she had had with George.
McCoy witnesses a private moment between a new family.
Jim could say, with absolute certainty, that his troubles started when the Vulcan moved in next door.
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Three important kisses in Kirk and Spock's relationship.
If she wasn't so damn adorable the crew most likely would have mutinied by now.
It was bound to happen eventually. The Enterprise has finally run out of luck.
"Zee Keptin has a laundry fetish."
5 times Spock broke Jim's heart and the one time he didn't.
